BECAUSE I BET YOU HAD NO IDEA: Lyrics to Lily Allen's "Alfie," Fix'd

pheasantknight:

Ooooo, deary me

My little brother’s in his bedroom drinking mead

I tell him he should come out ‘cause he’s sailing out at three

He won’t because he thinks our father slighted him for me.

He went to Winterfell before he started puberty

now those self-righteous…

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posted 3 days ago (® pheasantknight)

hi tumblr

what’s up

what’s happening 

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posted 3 days ago
biancanera:

We did it! We raised $5,000 together! I would never have been able to meet this amazing goal if it wasn’t for the help everyone has given me, either by sharing the donation link around or telling their family and friends, or even donating themselves. When I set out to do this, I never imagined I’d be able to reach it. It’s a lot of money to take on, and it was my first fundraiser on my own - before this project I usually was the one to donate to various funds instead. But I’m proud of this organization, this project, and this team, and I wanted to try my hardest for a spot on it. I’m blessed to reach the goal and be able to join everyone on such an amazing trip!
For those of you unfamiliar with the cause, we’re raising money to build a new children’s center in Jacmel, Haiti. After the 2010 earthquake, many children all over were left orphaned. They’re living in tents and walking a mile to the current children’s center just to have something to eat. The center is just too small to help every single child to the best of their efforts, so we’re building a bigger, self-sustainable one. The last two years, we’ve been fundraising together to help this cause, and the volunteers who raise $5,000 or more get to go down to Haiti themselves and work on the children’s center construction. You can read more about it here.
However, there is another matter I’m reaching out to you with. As I prepare to make my way to Haiti, there’s a small hurdle in my path. The travel expenses for my humanitarian trip are pretty high. With how tangled up the economy is, nothing is all that affordable. Combing my round trip flights from Arizona to Miami and Miami to Port Au Prince, and the hotel in Jacmel all comes to somewhere around $1,500. That’s quite a big chunk of change! The problem is, I’m a college student who is still struggling to get a summer job. I need a little help from anyone with a little change to spare, to help me get to Haiti to work on such an amazing and worthy cause. Even if you just donate $5, it still helps. Anything helps, really! I would be eternally grateful for any help you can give. The money goes directly into my travel expenses and nowhere else. Even if together we raise $300, it helps me from slipping into debt while I’m trying to help the children of Jacmel, Haiti.
So, if you can help, I would greatly appreciate your kindness. I’ll even make little handmade thank you cards. Thank you for your help so far, and for continuing to help the cause.
The donations are secure and through Paypal services. The fancy little donation button code doesn’t work on tumblr, so please CLICK HERE to help out!

biancanera:

We did it! We raised $5,000 together! I would never have been able to meet this amazing goal if it wasn’t for the help everyone has given me, either by sharing the donation link around or telling their family and friends, or even donating themselves. When I set out to do this, I never imagined I’d be able to reach it. It’s a lot of money to take on, and it was my first fundraiser on my own - before this project I usually was the one to donate to various funds instead. But I’m proud of this organization, this project, and this team, and I wanted to try my hardest for a spot on it. I’m blessed to reach the goal and be able to join everyone on such an amazing trip!

For those of you unfamiliar with the cause, we’re raising money to build a new children’s center in Jacmel, Haiti. After the 2010 earthquake, many children all over were left orphaned. They’re living in tents and walking a mile to the current children’s center just to have something to eat. The center is just too small to help every single child to the best of their efforts, so we’re building a bigger, self-sustainable one. The last two years, we’ve been fundraising together to help this cause, and the volunteers who raise $5,000 or more get to go down to Haiti themselves and work on the children’s center construction. You can read more about it here.

However, there is another matter I’m reaching out to you with. As I prepare to make my way to Haiti, there’s a small hurdle in my path. The travel expenses for my humanitarian trip are pretty high. With how tangled up the economy is, nothing is all that affordable. Combing my round trip flights from Arizona to Miami and Miami to Port Au Prince, and the hotel in Jacmel all comes to somewhere around $1,500. That’s quite a big chunk of change! The problem is, I’m a college student who is still struggling to get a summer job. I need a little help from anyone with a little change to spare, to help me get to Haiti to work on such an amazing and worthy cause. Even if you just donate $5, it still helps. Anything helps, really! I would be eternally grateful for any help you can give. The money goes directly into my travel expenses and nowhere else. Even if together we raise $300, it helps me from slipping into debt while I’m trying to help the children of Jacmel, Haiti.

So, if you can help, I would greatly appreciate your kindness. I’ll even make little handmade thank you cards. Thank you for your help so far, and for continuing to help the cause.

The donations are secure and through Paypal services. The fancy little donation button code doesn’t work on tumblr, so please CLICK HERE to help out!

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posted 1 month ago (® biancanera)
i hope rick santorum: ihopericksantorum

ihopericksantorum:

I hope Rick Santorum keeps submitting what he believes to be completely hilarious and totally original submissions based off of his own experiences to ihopericksantorum, but none of his submissions ever show up so he thinks maybe there’s a queue and his submissions are in there. But then a post…

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posted 1 month ago (® ihopericksantorum)

myheartisoutoftune:

ileftmyheartindistricttwelve:

johndothewindything:

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posted 1 month ago (® 24thoughtspersecond)

I’ll just be sitting here watching desperate fucking housewives on my tv that does not get hbo/game of thrones

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posted 1 month ago

It’s 85 degrees out right now but I have a space heater going in my room because I refuse to put on pants :/

the air conditioning is cold ok

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posted 1 month ago
ihopericksantorum:

When you’re running for president and Lil Jon has more followers than you, I think it’s safe to say you’re not winning.

ihopericksantorum:

When you’re running for president and Lil Jon has more followers than you, I think it’s safe to say you’re not winning.

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posted 1 month ago (® ihopericksantorum)

flserf hitvtyc

(aka flawedhorcrux)

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posted 1 month ago (® bloodywingporn)
She came up to me [at SAG Awards] and said — ‘When I was in New York City, and I was starting to act, I wasn’t booking a lot of stuff, and my mom and I were talking about going back to Kentucky and maybe trying again when I was older. But I was really determined to not give up on acting, and I saw you in a newspaper as a boy from Kentucky who was making it in Hollywood. And I took it to my mom, and I was like, ‘look, he can do this. I can do this, too.’ (He pauses, smiling at the memory). So she’s nominated for an Academy Award and she’s telling me that I inspired her to keep going. It really took me back.
- Josh Hutcherson about Hunger Games co-star Jennifer Lawrence.
Nylon Guys Magazine, March 2012 issue. (via girls-are-weird)
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posted 1 month ago (® girls-are-weird)